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Renting versus Purchasing…

Add comment July 22nd, 2008

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 Million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41.7 Million).

Value-added benefits are: a hot 22 year old, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, handles all requests, ability to wrap both legs around you, no bitching or complaining, no ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re are done, and comes back when you want more. All at 1/7th of the cost with, with no legal fees.

Some times renting makes more sense.