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Renting versus Purchasing…

Add comment July 22nd, 2008

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 Million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Heather Mills

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Kristen Whore

Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41.7 Million).

Value-added benefits are: a hot 22 year old, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, handles all requests, ability to wrap both legs around you, no bitching or complaining, no ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re are done, and comes back when you want more. All at 1/7th of the cost with, with no legal fees.

Some times renting makes more sense.

Why is it that only Whites Can be racists?

1 comment April 21st, 2008

How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc.
…And then there are just - Americans.

You pass me on the street And sneer in my direction. You Call me, White boy, Cracker, Honkey, Whitey.
… And that’s OK.

But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink
… You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot Of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most Dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund, You have Martin Luther King Day, You have Black History Month, You have Cesar Chavez Day, You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi, You have the NAACP, And you have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television)
… We’d be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day
… You would call us racists.

If we had White History Month
… We’d be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites To ‘advance’ OUR lives
.. We’d be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, A Black Chamber of Commerce, And then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that?

If we had a college fund that only gave White students scholarships
… You know we’d be racists.

There are over 60 openly-proclaimed Black-only Colleges in the US , Yet if there were ‘White-only Colleges’
… THAT would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, You believed that you were Marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights,
… You would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, Brown, yellow and orange, And you’re not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride
… You call us racists.

You rob us, Carjack us, And shoot at us. But, when a white police officer Shoots a black gang member Or beats up a black drug-dealer Who is running from the LAW and Posing a threat to ALL of society
… You call him a racist.

I am proud.
… But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only Whites Can be racists?

Fun in space.

Add comment November 13th, 2007

Zylene - They are calling it a Miracle Pill

Add comment October 9th, 2007

Have they found the magic ingredient?

Zylene Diet
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The biggest trend of the new millennium is quickly gaining speed. Its being talked about on TV, in magazines, and at the office. What is this explosive trend?

It is, of course, the Health and Wellness Industry. The Health and Wellness Industry currently is a $500 billion dollar industry projected to be $1 trillion by the year 2012. And just as deregulated telecom was the hit of the 1980s and personal computers were the hit of the 1990s, health and wellness will be the hit of this millennium!

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Reincarnation - PROVEN!

Add comment July 19th, 2007

Former Saturday Night Live cast member, and comedy great, Chris Farley passed away 10 years ago. He has been missed by his many fans, no doubt.

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Now, his legacy lives on in Christine Farley!!!

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Possible Cure for Cancer but you can’t have it!

1 comment July 13th, 2007

Researchers at the University of Alberta believe DCA is the cure for cancer. But big pharmaceutical companies aren’t interested because DCA is not patentable, meaning there is no money to be made, so they will not spend millions for clinical trials.

Vintage Cigarette ads, how times change

Add comment June 26th, 2007

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They satisfy, and KILL!

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If a Doctor will smoke them then they must be safe.

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If this man will smoke them it can’t be that bad of an idea.

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More Idol’s, if they smoke then it must be o.k.

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Get hooked and you won’t have a fighting chance.

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Smoking makes you happy!

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Yeah… Women love it when you blow smoke in their face.

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Even Santa smokes?

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Add comment June 14th, 2007

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Here’s what all you “Man Made Global Warming” deniers are in for:

Add comment April 30th, 2007

Fascist America in 10 easy steps.

1. Invoke a terrifying internal and external enemy
Global warming! Global warming! We’re all going to die.

2. Create a gulag
Demand the ouster of people who do not accept the “consensus” about global warming from their jobs. (Prison to follow.)

3. Develop a thug caste
Send in the screeching hordes to shout down anyone who disagrees with global warming “consensus.”

4. Set up an internal surveillance system
Set up “global warming deniers database .” (If we weren’t before, we expect to be on it shortly).

5. Harass citizens’ groups
See 3.

6. Engage in arbitrary detention and release
So far, only refusing to allow publication of opinions that disagree with “consensus” in scientific journals and threatening letters from US Senators - give it time.

7. Target key individuals
Expect to be reviled and accused of being a tool of the oil companies if you dare to speak out against the “consensus.”

8. Control the press
The New York Times. Case closed.

9. Dissent equals treason
See 4.

10. Suspend the rule of law
Give them a chance at power and the full set will be complete.

Amazing how that works, isn’t it?

FACT: Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide

Add comment February 5th, 2007

Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide
Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?

By Timothy Ball

Monday, February 5, 2007

Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn’t exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was the first Canadian Ph.D. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition.“Few listen, even though I have a Ph.D, (Doctor of Science) from the University of London, England and was a climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg.” . For some reason (actually for many), the World is not listening. Here is why.

What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most important piece of news in the media and would generate a lot of debate. So why is it that when scientists who have studied the Global Warming phenomenon for years say that humans are not the cause nobody listens? Why does no one acknowledge that the Emperor has no clothes on?

Believe it or not, Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide (CO2). This in fact is the greatest deception in the history of science. We are wasting time, energy and trillions of dollars while creating unnecessary fear and consternation over an issue with no scientific justification. For example, Environment Canada brags about spending $3.7 billion in the last five years dealing with climate change almost all on propaganda trying to defend an indefensible scientific position while at the same time closing weather stations and failing to meet legislated pollution targets.

No sensible person seeks conflict, especially with governments, but if we don’t pursue the truth, we are lost as individuals and as a society. That is why I insist on saying that there is no evidence that we are, or could ever cause global climate change. And, recently, Yuri A. Izrael, Vice President of the United Nations sponsored Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) confirmed this statement. So how has the world come to believe that something is wrong?

Maybe for the same reason we believed, 30 years ago, that global cooling was the biggest threat: a matter of faith. “It is a cold fact: the Global Cooling presents humankind with the most important social, political, and adaptive challenge we have had to deal with for ten thousand years. Your stake in the decisions we make concerning it is of ultimate importance; the survival of ourselves, our children, our species,” wrote Lowell Ponte in 1976.

I was as opposed to the threats of impending doom global cooling engendered as I am to the threats made about Global Warming. Let me stress I am not denying the phenomenon has occurred. The world has warmed since 1680, the nadir of a cool period called the Little Ice Age (LIA) that has generally continued to the present. These climate changes are well within natural variability and explained quite easily by changes in the sun. But there is nothing unusual going on.

Since I obtained my doctorate in climatology from the University of London, Queen Mary College, England my career has spanned two climate cycles. Temperatures declined from 1940 to 1980 and in the early 1970’s global cooling became the consensus. This proves that consensus is not a scientific fact. By the 1990’s temperatures appeared to have reversed and Global Warming became the consensus. It appears I’ll witness another cycle before retiring, as the major mechanisms and the global temperature trends now indicate a cooling.

No doubt passive acceptance yields less stress, fewer personal attacks and makes career progress easier. What I have experienced in my personal life during the last years makes me understand why most people choose not to speak out; job security and fear of reprisals. Even in University, where free speech and challenge to prevailing wisdoms are supposedly encouraged, academics remain silent.

I once received a three page letter that my lawyer defined as libellous, from an academic colleague, saying I had no right to say what I was saying, especially in public lectures. Sadly, my experience is that universities are the most dogmatic and oppressive places in our society. This becomes progressively worse as they receive more and more funding from governments that demand a particular viewpoint.

In another instance, I was accused by Canadian environmentalist David Suzuki of being paid by oil companies. That is a lie. Apparently he thinks if the fossil fuel companies pay you have an agenda. So if Greenpeace, Sierra Club or governments pay there is no agenda and only truth and enlightenment?

Personal attacks are difficult and shouldn’t occur in a debate in a civilized society. I can only consider them from what they imply. They usually indicate a person or group is losing the debate. In this case, they also indicate how political the entire Global Warming debate has become. Both underline the lack of or even contradictory nature of the evidence.

I am not alone in this journey against the prevalent myth. Several well-known names have also raised their voices. Michael Crichton, the scientist, writer and filmmaker is one of them. In his latest book, “State of Fear” he takes time to explain, often in surprising detail, the flawed science behind Global Warming and other imagined environmental crises.

Another cry in the wildenerness is Richard Lindzen’s. He is an atmospheric physicist and a professor of meteorology at MIT, renowned for his research in dynamic meteorology - especially atmospheric waves. He is also a member of the National Academy of Sciences and has held positions at the University of Chicago, Harvard University and MIT. Linzen frequently speaks out against the notion that significant Global Warming is caused by humans. Yet nobody seems to listen.

I think it may be because most people don’t understand the scientific method which Thomas Kuhn so skilfully and briefly set out in his book “The Structure of Scientific Revolutions.” A scientist makes certain assumptions and then produces a theory which is only as valid as the assumptions. The theory of Global Warming assumes that CO2 is an atmospheric greenhouse gas and as it increases temperatures rise. It was then theorized that since humans were producing more CO2 than before, the temperature would inevitably rise. The theory was accepted before testing had started, and effectively became a law.

As Lindzen said many years ago: “the consensus was reached before the research had even begun.” Now, any scientist who dares to question the prevailing wisdom is marginalized and called a sceptic, when in fact they are simply being good scientists. This has reached frightening levels with these scientists now being called climate change denier with all the holocaust connotations of that word. The normal scientific method is effectively being thwarted.

Meanwhile, politicians are being listened to, even though most of them have no knowledge or understanding of science, especially the science of climate and climate change. Hence, they are in no position to question a policy on climate change when it threatens the entire planet. Moreover, using fear and creating hysteria makes it very difficult to make calm rational decisions about issues needing attention.

Until you have challenged the prevailing wisdom you have no idea how nasty people can be. Until you have re-examined any issue in an attempt to find out all the information, you cannot know how much misinformation exists in the supposed age of information.

I was greatly influenced several years ago by Aaron Wildavsky’s book “Yes, but is it true?” The author taught political science at a New York University and realized how science was being influenced by and apparently misused by politics. He gave his graduate students an assignment to pursue the science behind a policy generated by a highly publicised environmental concern. To his and their surprise they found there was little scientific evidence, consensus and justification for the policy. You only realize the extent to which Wildavsky’s findings occur when you ask the question he posed. Wildavsky’s students did it in the safety of academia and with the excuse that it was an assignment. I have learned it is a difficult question to ask in the real world, however I firmly believe it is the most important question to ask if we are to advance in the right direction.

Dr. Tim Ball, Chairman of the Natural Resources Stewardship Project (www.nrsp.com), is a Victoria-based environmental consultant and former climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg. He can be reached at letters@canadafreepress.com

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